I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
So. Much. Porn.
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