halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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