No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
