So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
