it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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