oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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