I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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