How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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