Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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