wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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