Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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