A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Come see our sink grown plant.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Randomize
