found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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