So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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