i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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