Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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