so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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