I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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