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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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(562): View more from California

If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob

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(646): View more from New York

also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever

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(647): View more from Ontario

The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads

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