go do what you do best...puke behind churches
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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