did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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