dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
