Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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