why didn't you poke me back
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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