Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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