so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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