I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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