hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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