none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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