I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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