how can u be prego again
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
