There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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