I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
is wine microwaveable?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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