I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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