he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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