so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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