Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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