I hope mine doesn't look like that
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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