She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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