Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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