I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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