Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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