Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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