This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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