i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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