Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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