All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
40s are totally the cure
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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