Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
