dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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