do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize