Non-Jews are for practice
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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