yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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