the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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