with your own penis?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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