So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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