I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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