let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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